Epiphanies That Nobody Cares About

FOR REALS.

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 19:11:12 -0700

There’s no bigger turn off for me than when you ask someone what their favorite books are and they respond “I don’t read.”

folkinz: Louis C.K. Pain Chart

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 21:22:54 -0700

folkinz:

Louis C.K. Pain Chart

I know this is a joke, but I just realized that Spontaneity is...

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 11:56:56 -0700

I know this is a joke, but I just realized that Spontaneity is in the self-actualization portion of the pyramid. So, now I interpret the cultural cliche as a woman wanting a spontaneous man as a woman wanting a man who’s got his shit together.

theyuniversity: Source: Know Your Meme

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 11:49:06 -0700

theyuniversity:

Source: Know Your Meme

Sometimes the most cathartic activity is turning on some music,...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 23:18:30 -0700

Sometimes the most cathartic activity is turning on some music, grabbin’ the crayons and going to town in my journal.

I guess I’m more childish than I thought.

Photo

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 19:35:04 -0700

I could use some.

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 23:40:09 -0700

I could use some.

Blah. blah blah blah blah blah. Do your real world shit.\ then go and hide again.

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 23:20:50 -0700

Blah. blah blah blah blah blah.

Do your real world shit.\

then go and hide again.

This is what I think about 90% of the time.

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 23:05:24 -0700

This is what I think about 90% of the time.

davidmalki: “The great hall was instantly atwitter. Some cried...

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 14:54:32 -0700

davidmalki:

“The great hall was instantly atwitter. Some cried ‘Hoax!’ or ‘Charlatan!’, but the Professor fiercely hushed them all. ‘My men are dead,’ he cried with evident emotion; ‘and you cry hoax? This specimen,’ he went on, his voice audibly trembling, ‘is only the first of the many I shall destroy.’ ”

— The Hunt for the Piranhamoose, or, Beasts of the Devil, 1881

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Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:19:28 -0700

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1in24: The First Power (1990 USA)

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 07:11:18 -0700

1in24:

The First Power (1990 USA)

When my friend showed this song to me about a month ago, I...

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:11:15 -0700

When my friend showed this song to me about a month ago, I thought it was, well, boring.

I just watched it again, and realized 3 things: 1) It’s one of the creepier things I’ve ever seen. 2) The song is fairly interesting. 3) the ending sequence is more or less taken right from Insidious and that made me go “hahahahahahahahahaha”.

flyingscotsman: Accurate (via)

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:12:00 -0700

flyingscotsman:

Accurate (via)

I Was Thinking About Donald Trump.

Sat, 28 May 2011 14:20:06 -0700

Everybody Makes fun of him for his hair.

But we all recognize him for his hair.

Genius publicity generation.

It's Not Sticking My Foot in My Mouth.

Sat, 28 May 2011 12:40:06 -0700

I’m generally pretty blunt in my opinions.

SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND forgets a text book at my house and has to come pick it up before he goes to work.

ME: “A baseball cap is part of your uniform?”

SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: “Yeah. It’s not bad, just different.”

ME: “It doesn’t look bad. I’ve just never seen you in a baseball cap before.”

SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND comes in and starts searching around my ottoman to find his book. ME notices that the tag of his baseball cap is sticking out.

ME: *Walks over and starts shoving index finger up into his hat, trying to tuck the tag in*

SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: *Jokingly pretends he’s a dog being scratched*

ME: “No, I’m trying to tuck your tag in, because you look like a dork!”

Sometimes I Stick My Foot in My Mouth Because People Don't Hear Me.

Thu, 26 May 2011 14:21:06 -0700

ME and SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND are hanging out when my sister decides to watch The Biggest Loser. Begin discussing the grand prize of $250,000.

SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: “Dude, I would go anorexic for $250,000”.

ME: “I’ll tell you what!”

SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: “WHAT?!”

ME: “I said ‘I’ll tell you what.’ What’d you think I said?”

SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: “I thought you said, ‘I thought you were.’”

ME: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I make fun of the Lard-asses on TV, but I’m not mean to friends.”

*NOTE: I feel free to call obese people “Lard-asses” because medically speaking, I am obese (Lard-ass is our word, man!). I may re-evaluate my usage of the term once I’ve lost weight.

I Just Realized.

Thu, 26 May 2011 12:40:06 -0700

That I have a better sense of humor than whoever wrote that Juicy Fruit commercial with the Eskimo back in the 60’s.

I’m not meaning to brag.
But I did Just realize it.

I Have a Question.

Tue, 24 May 2011 20:04:31 -0700

Why are Kosher pickles the pickles in the refrigerated section? Does the blessing spoil if it’s not refrigerated?

I know this woman.

Tue, 24 May 2011 14:20:06 -0700

Who, by her own admission, finds violence in movies “icky”. I’m not down on her for that, even though I’m the type of guy who goes “HOLY CRAP! He just stabbed that guy through the face with a revolver then used his corpse as a human shield!!” (Which was pretty much the best thing in Wanted)

So, a few of us went to see HANNA recently and this woman came with us. So, really, HANNA; isn’t that violent. Like if you think about a few of the scenes, their pretty grisly, but not on-screen. Afterwards, we were all talking about the movie and this woman said “I feel like I need to go scrub my brain clean with some classical music.”

And I didn’t say anything. But I started thinking: “You’re going to use a secular art form to scrub another secular art form out of your mind? Also, since opera is included in classical music, bear in mind that the subject matter of many operas includes
-War
-Murder
-Rape
-Incest
-Infidelity
-Womanizing”

Again, no disrespect to her, and I see the point she’s trying to make. It’s just funny how we sometimes allow ourselves to think that just because certain art is older or more accepted as “refined culture” that it’s subject matter is higher-brow or less offensive.