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When my friend showed this song to me about a month ago, I thought it was, well, boring.
I just watched it again, and realized 3 things: 1) It’s one of the creepier things I’ve ever seen. 2) The song is fairly interesting. 3) the ending sequence is more or less taken right from Insidious and that made me go “hahahahahahahahahaha”.
Everybody Makes fun of him for his hair.
But we all recognize him for his hair.
Genius publicity generation.
I’m generally pretty blunt in my opinions.
SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND forgets a text book at my house and has to come pick it up before he goes to work.
ME: “A baseball cap is part of your uniform?”
SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: “Yeah. It’s not bad, just different.”
ME: “It doesn’t look bad. I’ve just never seen you in a baseball cap before.”
SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND comes in and starts searching around my ottoman to find his book. ME notices that the tag of his baseball cap is sticking out.
ME: *Walks over and starts shoving index finger up into his hat, trying to tuck the tag in*
SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: *Jokingly pretends he’s a dog being scratched*
ME: “No, I’m trying to tuck your tag in, because you look like a dork!”
ME and SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND are hanging out when my sister decides to watch The Biggest Loser. Begin discussing the grand prize of $250,000.
SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: “Dude, I would go anorexic for $250,000”.
ME: “I’ll tell you what!”
SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: “WHAT?!”
ME: “I said ‘I’ll tell you what.’ What’d you think I said?”
SKINNY ANTI-ATHLETIC FRIEND: “I thought you said, ‘I thought you were.’”
ME: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I make fun of the Lard-asses on TV, but I’m not mean to friends.”
*NOTE: I feel free to call obese people “Lard-asses” because medically speaking, I am obese (Lard-ass is our word, man!). I may re-evaluate my usage of the term once I’ve lost weight.
That I have a better sense of humor than whoever wrote that Juicy Fruit commercial with the Eskimo back in the 60’s.
I’m not meaning to brag.
But I did Just realize it.
Why are Kosher pickles the pickles in the refrigerated section? Does the blessing spoil if it’s not refrigerated?
Who, by her own admission, finds violence in movies “icky”. I’m not down on her for that, even though I’m the type of guy who goes “HOLY CRAP! He just stabbed that guy through the face with a revolver then used his corpse as a human shield!!” (Which was pretty much the best thing in Wanted)
So, a few of us went to see HANNA recently and this woman came with us. So, really, HANNA; isn’t that violent. Like if you think about a few of the scenes, their pretty grisly, but not on-screen. Afterwards, we were all talking about the movie and this woman said “I feel like I need to go scrub my brain clean with some classical music.”
And I didn’t say anything. But I started thinking: “You’re going to use a secular art form to scrub another secular art form out of your mind? Also, since opera is included in classical music, bear in mind that the subject matter of many operas includes
-War
-Murder
-Rape
-Incest
-Infidelity
-Womanizing”
Again, no disrespect to her, and I see the point she’s trying to make. It’s just funny how we sometimes allow ourselves to think that just because certain art is older or more accepted as “refined culture” that it’s subject matter is higher-brow or less offensive.
